A love hate relationship with the best city in the world.
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  • nefferlemort scathingly submits: Fuck you Andy Warhol statue! You’re a gigantic, ugly, eye sore at the tip of Union Square. Why the hell anyone would want to immortalize one of the laziest, least talented, and most hipsterish artist is beyond me. But in an act truly more fitting of Williamsburg, they had to make a statue that was so obnoxious that no one could escape it. The cherry on the top is that this statue is practically the gravestone of the artistic community of New York, forever immortalizing the raise of hipster culture… with something that looks like it should be dangling off of Flava Flav’s necklace. Fuck you Andy Warhol and your ugly, bright metallic, god awful poor excuse for a statue! I’m not sure about that part about how he lead the way for hipsters in Williamsburg, but I 100% agree that this statute is one of the biggest pieces of junk in the history of the world. It’s either made out of tin or leftover aluminum foil that your office secretary Marge had left over after reheating her leftovers from the weekend. He looks like he has downs. It’s the worst.

    nefferlemort scathingly submits:

    Fuck you Andy Warhol statue! You’re a gigantic, ugly, eye sore at the tip of Union Square. Why the hell anyone would want to immortalize one of the laziest, least talented, and most hipsterish artist is beyond me. But in an act truly more fitting of Williamsburg, they had to make a statue that was so obnoxious that no one could escape it. The cherry on the top is that this statue is practically the gravestone of the artistic community of New York, forever immortalizing the raise of hipster culture… with something that looks like it should be dangling off of Flava Flav’s necklace. Fuck you Andy Warhol and your ugly, bright metallic, god awful poor excuse for a statue!

    I’m not sure about that part about how he lead the way for hipsters in Williamsburg, but I 100% agree that this statute is one of the biggest pieces of junk in the history of the world. It’s either made out of tin or leftover aluminum foil that your office secretary Marge had left over after reheating her leftovers from the weekend. He looks like he has downs. It’s the worst.

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  • TURN THAT THING OFF— People live here!

    TURN THAT THING OFF— People live here!

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  • Hey, we’re #57 in the Observer’s list of 100 funniest Tumblrs.

    Hey, we’re #57 in the Observer’s list of 100 funniest Tumblrs.

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  • Submitted by Drew: Hey I can’t flip off the place ‘cause I don’t live there anymore but I made these stickers to express my deep ambivalence. I give ‘em away for free to all Fuck You Yorkers out there (and we are legion!). Check it: http://sorrynewyork.com <3 drew I don’t condone not being in love with New York, but hey, free stickers!

    Submitted by Drew:

    Hey I can’t flip off the place ‘cause I don’t live there anymore but I made these stickers to express my deep ambivalence. I give ‘em away for free to all Fuck You Yorkers out there (and we are legion!). Check it: http://sorrynewyork.com

    <3

    drew

    I don’t condone not being in love with New York, but hey, free stickers!

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  • Submitted by Michael: Fuck You for spitting your gum out EVRYWHERE! Nasty fuckers. I agree. Side note: imagine how nasty that dirty black gum would taste in your mouth if you chewed it.
    Submitted by Michael:

    Fuck You for spitting your gum out EVRYWHERE!

    Nasty fuckers.

    I agree. Side note: imagine how nasty that dirty black gum would taste in your mouth if you chewed it.
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  • Yes. rushml: (via anyajackson, -squidward)

    Yes.

    rushml:

    (via anyajackson, -squidward)

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  • Fuck You Vegans Only a vegan virgin that reads too much would use the word &#8220;consuming&#8221; rather than &#8220;eating.&#8221;

    Fuck You Vegans

    Only a vegan virgin that reads too much would use the word “consuming” rather than “eating.”

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  • Fuck You Superdoc Being a doctor is a incredibly noble profession. However, look at this Jaguar I saw on the Upper East Side with the most asshole license plate ever. I can only imagine this guy is a plastic surgeon or Dr Zizmor.

    Fuck You Superdoc

    Being a doctor is a incredibly noble profession. However, look at this Jaguar I saw on the Upper East Side with the most asshole license plate ever. I can only imagine this guy is a plastic surgeon or Dr Zizmor.

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  • Fuck You Bowery Subway Station Out of all the scummy, disgusting subway stations in the city, this one is the most repulsive to me. I don&#8217;t know what it is about it, maybe the fact that the walls are covered by a 3 inch layer of shit. Maybe it&#8217;s the heroin junkies that live on Bowery? Plus that single person escalator (which is broken about 99% of the time) is barely enough for a big booty ho to squeeze up. Any city with pride has clean, respectable subways, that are fairly priced and come on time. You can eat off the floor of a Hong Kong subway platform. Paris has gardens and shit growing in theirs. Our entire system is in total disrepair, in constant debt, and delayed for life. The richest city in the world can&#8217;t keep the tiles of their subway stations from turning yellow and falling off the wall.

    Fuck You Bowery Subway Station

    Out of all the scummy, disgusting subway stations in the city, this one is the most repulsive to me. I don’t know what it is about it, maybe the fact that the walls are covered by a 3 inch layer of shit. Maybe it’s the heroin junkies that live on Bowery? Plus that single person escalator (which is broken about 99% of the time) is barely enough for a big booty ho to squeeze up.

    Any city with pride has clean, respectable subways, that are fairly priced and come on time. You can eat off the floor of a Hong Kong subway platform. Paris has gardens and shit growing in theirs. Our entire system is in total disrepair, in constant debt, and delayed for life. The richest city in the world can’t keep the tiles of their subway stations from turning yellow and falling off the wall.

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